As Nina fiddled with the tiny photocopied map of downtown Denver in one hand and steered the freeway with her other hand, I tried not to cringe. I knew we were lost again. She doesn’t really interpret maps; she just looks at them and pretends. Then she glances at the signs and mumbles in five different languages. As if that helps. Maybe it does in some weird existentialist way, because we found our way.
We’d been driving the better part of the day from Boulder (it’s only an hour’s drive from Denver… LOL!) and looking for the Jiberish clothing store to buy some steezy stuff for Nina’s son. By some miracle, we found Platte Street and the store. Dan was very helpful and even suggested a cool place to eat down the street—was it my growling stomach that tipped him off?
Dan admitted proudly that he patronized Proto’s Pizzeria Napoletan at least a few times a week for lunch. He recommended the Goombah, a pizza with mozzarella, tomato sauce, imported prosciutto and capers.
We bypassed the outside patio because of the rain and entered the cozy restaurant, done in a quazzy traditional Italian-funky pseudo young ski culture style…whatever that means… :-3 We got comfortable at a table facing the window and, keeping
Dan’s recommendation in mind, we perused the menu of gourmet Neapolitan pizzas that made our mouths water.
Pizzas varied from “The Traditional” a simple pizza with mozzarella and Proto’s homemade tomato sauce, to “The Low Rider”, a blend of house made honey tomato chipotle sauce, topped with mozzarella, Polidori bacon, fresh pineapple and cilantro.
Nina and I couldn’t agree so we decided to amalgamate two pizzas into one. Jessica, our waitress, took a shine to
me and readily agreed to our suggestion. We ended up with a Proto’s Pizza with added capers and prosciutto. Denver is known for its Margaritas (among other things…:-3) so we ordered one from Jessica to go with the pizza. Great choice! The pizza was delicious. The toppings were a playful balance of savory freshness on a crust that was mildly flavorful without being overwhelming. It went down fast. Faster even than the margarita!
Proto’s opened in 1999 when Pam Proto decided that to get true Neapolitan Pizza in Colorado, she’d have to do it herself. The first restaurant opened in Longmont, Colorado, then went on to open locations in Lafayette, Denver, Boulder and Boise, Idaho. Proto’s has received numerous critical awards from local publications and national recognition in Bon Appetit Magazine. Thanks, Dan, for the recommendation!
Check this funky place out. It’s a great place to meet friends and eat
and drink and chill out. Tell them Toulouse sent you! :-3
Photos by Nina Munteanu
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Another good recommended by you, Toulouse….and Nina as well.
Thanks, Jean-Luc! Proto’s is one of Denver’s shining stars… Imagine what we’d have discovered if we knew where we were! I guess we’ll have to go back… :-3
Well! Fiddling with a map and talking in five languages and then finding the way anyway… It sounds like a witch doctor’s chant to the karma gods;-)
At least it worked! Glad you guys had such a scenic trip. Nice post Toulouse!
Teresa;-)
Yes…The downside of Nina knowing five languages is that I know them too!… sic… As for a witch doctor’s chant… you must know Nina well… :-3
Thanks, Teresa. We had a very scenic trip to Denver and Boulder… untiil the rains and hail and snow came, that is (see my next post!)…Of course, Nina–being the weather person she is (she seems to attract weird weather behavior)–enjoyed it…
Ton ami,
Toulouse :-3
…Yes, it was your growling stomach that tipped him off, Toulouse…
Your friend,
Nina
Skiers do know how to pick good food. Especially pizza. Happy you listened to Dan eh? Steezy shops tend to make people hungry. Toulouse, you know your stuff. Glad you could help out Nina. She can always use it.
Yes, she certainly can… :-3 … Thanks for the comment, Kevin!
ton ami,
Toulouse :-3